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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:23:07 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/"><rss:title>Voxego Design News and Distractions Feed</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/</rss:link><rss:description>Keep up to speed</rss:description><dc:language>en-GB</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-11T16:23:07Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/12/23/christmas-already.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/11/2/just-in-case-you-missed-this-vader-classic.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/20/clever-dance-stuff.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/6/i-know-a-song.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/9/2/something-to-laugh-about.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/8/3/new-voxego-showreel.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/7/27/sorry-i-missed-this-one.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/6/23/living-in-a-metal-box.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/5/5/over-the-hill-at-30.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/4/30/dramatic-hamster.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/12/23/christmas-already.html"><rss:title>Christmas already!!!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/12/23/christmas-already.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-12-23T14:23:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Announcement Christmas News</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Normally we are organised enough to have produced a snazzy, jazzy, funky electronic animated Chrsitmas greeting message that we send out to all those that we like. This year however we have far too busy for such. Afterall, clients always come first.</p>
<p>So, to all those that have been staring cross-eyed at their inbox waiting for this years greeting - get over it! It isn't coming.</p>
<p>Have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year. Looking forward to all that 2010 brings.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/11/2/just-in-case-you-missed-this-vader-classic.html"><rss:title>Just in case you missed this Vader classic</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/11/2/just-in-case-you-missed-this-vader-classic.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-02T18:09:15Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've known for years that the big man in black isn't as tough as his reputation.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v7te66SRDPQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v7te66SRDPQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/20/clever-dance-stuff.html"><rss:title>Clever dance stuff</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/20/clever-dance-stuff.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-20T17:00:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Dance Distractions Entertainment Music Silly Video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It may not make you laugh out loud but this will certainly bring a smile to your face. Very clever.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/6/i-know-a-song.html"><rss:title>I know a song...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/10/6/i-know-a-song.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-06T16:36:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Distractions Music Silly</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even before Chocolate Rain there was this song. Be warned, even just reading the first couple of lines will engrain the tune in your head for the entire day. Apologies in advance for doing this...</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">i know a song that will get on your nerves,<br />get on your nerves,<br />get on your nerves;<br />i know a song that will get on your nerves,<br />get, get, get on your nerves.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/9/2/something-to-laugh-about.html"><rss:title>Something to laugh about...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/9/2/something-to-laugh-about.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-09-02T12:50:15Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Warning!&nbsp;</strong> This is likely to make you laugh out loud!</p>
<p><a href="http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/">Independent Sources</a> has compiled a list of companies with unfortunate domain names that can easily be misunderstood.</p>
<ol>
<li>A site called &ldquo;<strong>Who Represents</strong>&rdquo; where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name&hellip; wait for it&hellip; is<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.whorepresents.com/">www.whorepresents.com</a></li>
<li><strong>Experts Exchange</strong>, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.expertsexchange.com/">www.expertsexchange.com</a></li>
<li>Looking for a pen? Look no further than <strong>Pen Island</strong> at<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.penisland.net/">www.penisland.net</a></li>
<li>Need a therapist? Try <strong>Therapist Finder</strong> at<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.therapistfinder.com/">www.therapistfinder.com</a></li>
<li>Then of course, there&rsquo;s the <strong>Italian Power Generator</strong> company&hellip;<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.powergenitalia.com/">www.powergenitalia.com</a></li>
<li>And now, we have the <strong>Mole Station Native Nursery</strong>, based in New South Wales:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.molestationnursery.com/">www.molestationnursery.com</a></li>
<li>If you&rsquo;re looking for computer software, there&rsquo;s always<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ipanywhere.com/">www.ipanywhere.com</a></li>
<li>Welcome to the <strong>First Cumming Methodist Church</strong>. Their website is<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.cummingfirst.com/">www.cummingfirst.com</a></li>
<li>Then, of course, there&rsquo;s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.speedofart.com/">www.speedofart.com</a></li>
<li>Want to holiday in <strong>Lake Tahoe</strong>? Try their brochure website at<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.gotahoe.com/">www.gotahoe.com</a></li>
<li>The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society Of Britain used the domain:<br /> <a title="http://web.archive.org/web/20021207085002/www.nice-tits.org/pics.html" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nice-tits.org/">www.Nice-Tits.org</a></li>
<li>Manufacturer of instruments for monitoring temperature, humidity and pressure <strong>Dickson</strong> didn&rsquo;t think twice when they choose:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dicksonweb.com/">www.DicksOnWeb.com</a></li>
<li>A holiday rentals company in Spain is called <strong>Choose Spain</strong>. Hopefully the vacation won&rsquo;t be a painful experience:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.choosespain.com/">www.ChoosesPain.com</a></li>
<li>A company selling CAD software and Learning CDs was called <strong>ViaGrafix</strong> - quite innocent until a blue pill hit the market. The company is now called Learn2.<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.viagrafix.com/">www.ViagraFix.com</a></li>
<li><strong>TeachersTalk</strong>: A community for teachers and student to discuss all areas of teaching&hellip; Even how to stalk teachers?<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.teacherstalk.com/">www.TeacherStalk.com</a></li>
<li>The small town Winters&rsquo; local newspaper is called <strong>Winters Express</strong> and can be read online at:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.wintersexpress.com/">www.WinterSexPress.com</a></li>
<li>An eBay competitor was considering the name <strong>Auctions Hit</strong>, but found it to be a shitty name:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.auctionshit.com/">www.AuctionShit.com</a></li>
<li>If you offer a scaffold erection/dismantle service, maybe you shouldn&rsquo;t have a mammoth as your mascot and call your company <strong>Mammoth Erection</strong>:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mammotherection.com/">www.MammothErection.com</a></li>
<li>Things to do and see along <strong>New York State&rsquo;s Canals</strong> and vacation regions:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nycanal.com/">www.NYCAnal.com</a></li>
<li>The kids might look nice in their <strong>Childrens&rsquo; Wear</strong>, but remember:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.childrenswear.co.uk/">www.ChildrenSwear.co.uk</a></li>
<li><strong>IHA Vegas</strong>&lsquo; holiday rentals might have a special smell, since:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ihavegas.com/">www.IHaveGas.com</a></li>
<li>Could a Apple Macintosh make me more masculine? Read more in <strong>macHome magazine</strong>:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.machome.com/">www.MachoMe.com</a></li>
<li><strong>Odds Extractor</strong> - Online gambling resource or farmers looking for new and unusual machinery?<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.oddsextractor.com/">www.OddSexTractor.com</a></li>
<li>If you&rsquo;re known as Big Al, why not call your online fish supplies store for <strong>Big Al&rsquo;s Online</strong>?<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.bigalsonline.com/">www.BiGalsOnline.com</a></li>
<li>Even if you&rsquo;re company is called <strong>Cumbria Storage Systems</strong> don&rsquo;t even think about calling your website:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.cumstore.co.uk/">www.CumStore.co.uk</a></li>
<li><strong>Alter Scrap Processing</strong> part of The Alter Companies use the domain:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.alterscrap.com/">www.AltersCrap.com</a></li>
<li>Anyone knows if Australian ISP <strong>WebOne</strong> does some moonlighting?<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.webone.com/">www.WeBone.com</a></li>
<li>Don&rsquo;t start a business in <strong>Cook Islands</strong>&hellip; Given that their TLD is .ck and they use .co for commercial domains, you end up with:<br /> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.budget.co.ck/">www.budget.Co.ck</a></li>
</ol>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/8/3/new-voxego-showreel.html"><rss:title>New Voxego Showreel</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/8/3/new-voxego-showreel.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-03T13:44:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Announcement News Video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new take on presenting a portfolio. Happy to hear any feedback.</p>
<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4805fc0db4a3562c/4a76e98d0e441b27/4805fc0db4a3562c/88c80c16/-cpid/ccf3f94ecc0fb17b" id="W4805fc0db4a3562c4a76e98d0e441b27" width="432" height="240"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4805fc0db4a3562c/4a76e98d0e441b27/4805fc0db4a3562c/88c80c16/-cpid/ccf3f94ecc0fb17b" /><param name="wmode" value="window" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/7/27/sorry-i-missed-this-one.html"><rss:title>Sorry I missed this one.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/7/27/sorry-i-missed-this-one.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-07-27T09:12:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Distractions Entertainment Inspiration Video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stumbled across this video while doing some research and was taken by surprise. On the surface it seems like a prank but after 20 or 30 seconds you realise the significance and power of Matt's message.</p>
<p>Should be an inspiration to everyone.</p>
<p><object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1211060&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1211060&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/6/23/living-in-a-metal-box.html"><rss:title>Living in a metal box</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/6/23/living-in-a-metal-box.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-06-23T11:50:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Announcement Hot Weather</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fpost-images%2F3425880991_5e58350c11.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1245931164184',402,270);"></a></span></span><span><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fpost-images%2F3425880991_5e58350c11.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1245931164184',402,270);"><img src="http://voxegodesign.squarespace.com/storage/thumbnails/3719202-3435371-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1245931164184" alt="" /></a></span></span></span>Thumbs up to all at Voxego who have been tolerating the heat in the office.</p>
<p>Our building is effectively a metal box with no AC (except windows). The end result is something similar to an oven. Add to that all the heat generated by the computer gear.</p>
<p>Complaints have been minimal and fans are on full blast. I think a round of ice lollies is in order.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/5/5/over-the-hill-at-30.html"><rss:title>Over the hill at 30?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/5/5/over-the-hill-at-30.html</rss:link><dc:creator>James</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-05-05T11:48:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Announcement Birthday News</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>On Saturday (2nd May) Susie reached the ripe old age of 30. You'd never guess it.</p>
<p>Leaving the boss behind the rest of the team went out for a 'celebration' round of drinks which naturally evolved in to a serious session by all accounts. There is photographic evidence to this fact and I am think a 'choice' few should be added to the blog.</p>
<p>Go on guys, share the shame.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/4/30/dramatic-hamster.html"><rss:title>Dramatic Hamster</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.voxego-design.com/news/2009/4/30/dramatic-hamster.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-04-30T13:29:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Entertainment Silly</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y8Kyi0WNg40&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y8Kyi0WNg40&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>An old favourite...</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>